FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily.
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive.
Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It`s Cadillac.
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty.
KIA - Killed In Assembly.
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Buick - Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer.
Dodge - Dead Old Dog Going East; Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
GM - Great Mistake.
